WARNING !!!
THE WEB SITE YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED COULD BE A NATO/US TARGET!
Having entered it, you now run the risk of becoming a NATO/US TARGET too!
To minimize the IMMEDIATE THREAT and to be
on the safe side, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that take the following
NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS!
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If the windows are open and the lights on, CLOSE THE WINDOWS and
TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS; also make sure you have heavy drapes at the windows!
If you don't have enough beer/potato-chips/other foodstuff in your
refrigerator, run to closest food-mart to get the necessary
provisions!
If you have a cocktail Molotov/hand-grenade/other explosive devise
next to the mouse,lift it up VERY CAREFULLY, and place it on the
other side of the computer!
If you haven't done so already, make full page copies of the NATO
TARGET sign and post it at your jacket/door/computer desktop! While
this PREVENTIVE MEASURE has had somewhat mixed results in
Yugoslavia, the reports from other countries, have been,
so far, generally encouraging!
CAUTION! If you happen to have a red cross on the
roof of your house, replace it IMMEDIATELY! Recent reports show that
it tends to attract bombs!
If you are doing the
TM/Siddhis and it's time to do your program, DO IT NOW! If you
happen to be religious and you haven't yet said your daily prayers,
say them before proceeding any further. IT MAY HELP!
If you live in Iraq, HIDE YOUR
HUNTING RIFLE/AIR GUN/OTHER WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION in a safe
place!
If you live in Cuba
or Chiapas, you may leave the
windows open for now, if it is too hot; be sure, however, to KEEP UP
WITH THE NEWS!
If your have any good ideas about FURTHER PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES,
e-mail them to the Webmaster of this site ASAP, so that others may
benefit from them!
Having taken all the above steps, it should be now more or less safe to
procceed.
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LIGHTS; also make sure you have heavy drapes at the windows!
